Helping grad students procrastinate, everywhere.

(Source: mandaflewaway, via onlytowardschaos)

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: Readings in the Inquiring of the Eventual End of a Graduate Student’s Dissertation

No Fly Zone: Contemporary Neo-Colonial Imperialist Movements in the Wake of Decolonization Efforts in the Middle East

That’s What She Said: Contemporary Power Mechanisms of Control Over the Female Voice

God is Greater: Theological Superlatives in the Post-Straussian Era

There’s a Rocket in my Pocket: The Commercialization of Space Travel in the Age of Late Capitalism

Nothing and Everything : An Exploration of Salahuddin and Orlando Bloom’s Negotiations on Final Status Arrangements for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict in Kingdom of Heaven

Irrelevance Revisited: An Expose on 21st Century 20somethings Pursuing Historical Subjects for Sake of Enjoyment Fully Aware of Impending and Guaranteed Unemployment

Vive Le Hashtag!: How 140 Characters and the # and Not Populist Resistance and Uprising Saved Egypt from Enduring Tyranny

Please, Go Away and No, You Can’t Work There. Or There.: An In-depth Analysis of a Regional Confessional Identity-Crisis-Laden Government’s Response to the Domestically Propagated Infectious Problem of Palestinian Refugees.

Debbie Does Dallas & Gets Stuck:The Imposition of Pornography on Women’s Positive Liberty

An actual paper written by me as an undergrad - Grad Student S.

Post-Post-Post-Modernism: A Study of Poetry in a World that Rejects the Rejection of Rejecting Modernism.

Jihad Me At Hello: Neo-Structuralist Romance in Militant Ortho-Relational Encounters Post 9/11

The Flash of Dance: An Analysis of the Feeling of Having it All When Moving To Music For the Sake of Your Life

I’m With Stupid: Significant Othering and the Use and Abuse of Novelty Textile Items Among North American Couples, 1981-2001

Study is ongoing (2011-2021): http://www.stupidtester.com/